Q. What language has the fewest letters in its alphabet?
A. Hawaiian -- 12 letters.
Q. How many letters in the English alphabet?
Q. Why does a lady need the letter "Y"?
A. Without it, she would be a "lad".
Q. How many vowels are there?
A. Five -- A, E, I, O, U
Q. What letter, when doubled, makes another?
A. U, it makes W.